The Problem with Ralph - Chugging
- D. M. Wright
- Jul 25
- 1 min read
Ralph has one massive problem! He’s the captain of the footy team. He’s the captain of the cricket team. He’s the most popular bloke at school. He’s the boyfriend of the hottest girl in school. He’s the fittest. He’s the fastest. He throws the best parties. But he has one growing secret... all he can think about is being fat. As he struggles to reconcile a lack of body fat with the weight on his mind, Ralph’s problems just keep getting bigger!
In The Problem with Ralph, eighteen-year-old Ralph’s secret fat fetish ignites a riotous romp through suburban Australia. From a food-fight frenzy to milk-chugging kitchen disasters, Ralph chases a bear-like bulk with reckless gusto. As a new adult, his life spirals into chaos: water-bloated loo sprints, a concussive mall collapse, and a rainbow-vomit masterpiece on the school oval.
Inspired by Tumblr’s fetish underworld and a stranger’s inflation suit, Ralph experiments with instant gaining, each swollen belly fuelling his unashamed joy. Yet, his dreams of a plump future with girlfriend Gloria crash against her we'll-never-be-fat-ever vow, straining their bond.
Ralph’s tale is a raw ode to youth and defiance. Will he embrace a chubby bliss, risking health and love, or bow to society’s thin ideals? The Problem with Ralph is an unfiltered, hilarious dive into the messy thrill of chasing a taboo desire, no matter the cost.
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